This isn't anything new...as a matter of fact, this is copied and pasted word for word from a post I made in a Facebook group the night it happened. I know I've told this story to quite a few people, but I still get a laugh every time I do, so I figured I'd share it with everyone.
June 16, 2012 6:05AM
This is BY FAR the weirdest night I've had working at this hotel....this
beats the loincloth/drag queen by 683453411357 times....
There was a guy that decided we were meant to find each other and stood
down here talking to me for almost 3 hours...he gave me a jar of homemade dill
pickles and McDonald's cookies....
THEN (this is 5am by now) I get a phone call from a guy that after
asking if we have rooms and the rates, asks me if I have a problem with the
fact that he is a practicing nudist...
*THEN* a drunk/crazy/strung out guy wearing no shirt and bleeding comes
in, being all drunk/crazy/strung out...enough for me to call the cops on
him...asking for his friend (that doesn't exist) and saying that he's staying
in room 127 or maybe 124 (and neither of those exist either) .....
So the cops get here and find him passed out in a ditch....get him up
and they come in to talk to me....as the officer is walking in the door, I hear
a "cockadoodledooooooo" come from outside....dude is acting like a
rooster???
Oh nay nay...there is legit a FUCKING ROOSTER in the parking lot.....in
a cage in the back of a truck...with about 10 chickens, a duck, 15-ish bunnies
and a GOAT.
I've had 7 people call me so far asking about this stupid damn
rooster...the guests said they were going to be gone by 5:45 (this thing started
cockadoodling at 5:30) and here it is 6:15 and it is STILL going at it....
FUCKING ROOSTER.
I can't get over that part. I just can't handle all of this...my brain
can not process it...I just......idk what to do, other than tell everyone I can
this story...
F'real guys....a rooster. I still can't get over that. I took a video, I'm not sure if I still have it or not though.
To go a bit more into detail, the drunk/crazy/strung out guy kept going back and forth...I saw him walking through the lobby when the "soulmate" guy was leaving...I assumed he was a guest. Then I saw him again when I was walking out of the store room getting coffee, trying to get in the side door. Again, I assumed he was a guest and just left his key in the room when he went out to smoke or something..happens all the time. After that is when he came in and started talking to me. Then it got creepy.
Like the soulmate guy giving me pickles wasn't creepy enough. Those were pretty good pickles though.
